Green paper retardation (GPR) is when you confuse the rules of the real world with the rules of money.
I wanted to share 10 examples of GPR to further demonstrate the existence of this financial injustice.
Examples of Green Paper Retardation:
1. GPR in Educational Inequity
Educational inequality is a system where access to quality education is determined by the financial standing of families, limiting opportunities for talented individuals based on their economic background.
The GPR in this case would look like people blaming you for a lesser education when there was no possibility to get a better one. It can also look like jobs rejecting you for having a degree from a lesser-known university even though you’re a good candidate with the necessary competence and ability. Sadly, many intelligent people never shined because they were limited by their external environments.
2. GPR in Healthcare Disparities
Healthcare disparities are instances where individuals face inadequate medical care or are denied essential treatments due to financial constraints, highlighting a system where health is often a luxury.
GPR ruins the definitions of things. Hospitals are an extension of the healing shamans from the past. We should be so grateful for the discovery of medicine and we should be overusing it to reduce unnecessary suffering forever. The GPR in this case is the human race learning how to heal its loved ones then turning around to limit infinite healthcare because there’s a way to make more money that way. Hospitals are supposed to be institutions that heal humans, period. They shouldn’t be incentivized to collect green rectangles, that’s just nonsensical. The current incorrect and greedy priorities of hospitals is one of humanity’s most shameful failures.
3. GPR in Corporate Lobbying
Corporate lobbying is the influence of big corporations in politics, using financial power to shape policies that prioritize profit over the well-being of the general populace.
The GPR here is simple, if a psychopath has green rectangles, he makes the policies. If a saint has green rectangles, he’ll make the policies instead. Why should green rectangles be the only constant when it comes to decision making? Plus, no politician openly admits that they’re getting paid to say what they say. How is it that our leaders are mouthpieces for green arcade tickets? Isn’t this kinda incredibly stupid and embarrassing?
4. GPR in Payday Lending
Pay day loans can quickly become exploitative lending practices that prey on individuals with limited financial resources, trapping them in cycles of debt and perpetuating financial instability.
There’s a profitable niche for fucking over people who are already neck deep in fuckery. Is that GPR or is that GPR?
5. GPR in Insider Trading
Insider trading is an unethical financial practice where individuals with privileged information exploit the stock market, gaining profits at the expense of everyday investors.
If money is supposed to accurately assign value, then why does it keep falling into the hands of liars and cheaters? You’d think that money habitually ending up in the hands of the people who are most hostile to us and the race as a whole would wake us up to these persistent inconsistencies. The GPR here is the fact that these unethical traders did not really earn the money, but people only focus on the ratio of green rectangles to judge character, not the method in which the money was received, and these people get away with it and have the “prestige” of being rich at our expense.
6. GPR in Gentrification
The displacement of lower-income communities due to wealthier entities investing in and reshaping neighborhoods, often pricing out the original residents.
Gentrification lowers lifestyle quality and at its worst causes undue homelessness that only stigmatizes and further alienates the victims from society.
7. GPR in Unfair Taxation
Systems that disproportionately burden lower-income individuals while allowing the wealthy to exploit loopholes, exacerbating economic inequality.
The GPR here is basically the systemic guarantee that some wage slaves (low-income bracket) will be trapped in order for wage slave jobs to continue to exist. Upward mobility is halted and stunted with unfair taxation, creating a disgustingly perfect equation of inequality applied to the people who just happen to have less money.
8. GPR in Bribery and Corruption
Instances where money is used to manipulate systems and institutions, leading to a lack of fairness and justice.
Bribery is a type of GPR that echoes the phrase “money talks, bullshit walks”.
9. GPR in Environmental Exploitation
Industries putting profits over sustainability and the well-being of the planet, leading to environmental degradation and long-term consequences.
A living thing destroying its home for the sake of short-term gratification is pretty stupid, immature and dangerous. It’s a form of violence that is rarely heard but it IS happening and it’s happening to you and all of us who call Earth home. When green papers are prioritized over the future of the human race, you know green paper retardation is taking place.
10. GPR in Discriminatory Financial Services
Practices where certain demographics face discrimination in financial services, limiting their access to loans, housing, or investment opportunities.
These are more safeguards that further cement the wage slave foundation so that the upper class does less and less work without the fear of anyone ever coming after them.
I hope these examples brought more clarity to the green paper retardation.
Please be kind to others and do not judge them so harshly for their current green rectangle ratios. If you do judge them, just remember GPR and how insulting it is to rely on green rectangles to make your decisions for you, given how inaccurate they are and have been since their inception.